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Music - EP



The Definition of Deviation


Price: $5.00

 

Face Time Police EP: The Definition of Deviation

The Definition of Deviation was named BEST RECORDING (EP)
in RockWired Magazine's Reader's Poll.

CLICK HERE for the announcement.

TRACKLISTING:

1. None of the Below
2. Seashells
3. Nothing Left to Break
4. Minute Made
5. Of Man and Monster

FEATURES:

- 4 Panel Digipak with full-spread artwork.
Click Here to view the EP artwork and the symbolism behind it all!
- The EP was professionally mastered by Roger Lian of Masterdisk.

You can also purchase our music on iTunes and CDbaby.



Music - EP



The Definition of Deviation
+ Excellence in Elocution


Price: $6.00

 

Face Time Police EP: The Definition of Deviation
+ Excellence in Elocution Demo EP

EXCELLENCE IN ELOCUTION DEMO EP
TRACKLISTING:

1. Brittle Bullet
2. Without Wings
3. Dragonfly
4. My Identity
5. Until Infinity
6. None of the Below

UNLISTED BONUS TRACK:
A Different Road

FEATURES:

- 4 Panel Digipak with full-spread artwork.
- Enhanced content featuring 2 videos.



Apparel - Hoodies

"Darker Than Blue" Hoodie

Price: $25.00

Size
 

Face Time Police "Darker Than Blue" Hoodie

Details:

- Color: Navy Blue
- Brand: American Apparel (100% Cotton - Pre-Shrunk)
- Click Here to view the design.

Why you should buy it:

- You want to shiver in style.
- Blue can exude confidence and authority... or melancholy and sorrow.


Apparel - Hoodies

"Crime Scene" Hoodie

Price: $25.00

Size
 

Face Time Police "Crime Scene" Hoodie

Details:

- Color: Black
- Brand: Tultex (Not pre-shrunk; Fits one size smaller)
- Click Here to view the FRONT design.
- Click Here to view the BACK design.

Why you should buy it:

- You want to freeze in fashion.
- The design expresses a statement of taking an analytical approach to art with as much precision as a Crime Scene Investigator.


Apparel - Shirts

"Darker Than Blue" Shirt

Price: $15.00

Size
 

Face Time Police "Darker Than Blue" Shirt

Details:

- Color: Navy Blue
- Brand: American Apparel (100% Cotton - Pre-Shrunk)
- Click Here to view the design.

Why you should buy it:

- You have enough black band shirts.
- Blue can exude confidence and authority... or melancholy and sorrow.



Apparel - Shirts

"Crime Scene" Shirt

Price: $15.00

Size
 

Face Time Police "Crime Scene" Shirt

Details:

- Color: Black
- Brand: American Apparel
(100% Cotton - Pre-Shrunk)
- Click Here to view the FRONT design.
- Click Here to view the BACK design.

Why you should buy it:

- You don't have enough black band shirts.
- The design expresses a statement of taking an analytical approach to art with as much precision as a Crime Scene Investigator.


Apparel - Wristbands

Starface Wristband

Price: $5.00

 

FTP Starface Wristband

Details:

- Color: Black
- Click Here to view the wristband.
- Click Here to view our "Wrist Bands" gallery.

Why you should buy it:

- Wristbands can make anyone look cool.
- Our starface design isn't just a logo. It's a SYMBOL.
It stands for art, individuality, definition, deviation.


Apparel - Girls - Babydolls

"FACE" Babydoll - PINK

Price: $13.00

Size
 

FTP "FACE" Babydoll - PINK

Details:

- Color: Pink (technically, it's "fuchsia")
- Brand: American Apparel (100% Cotton - Pre-Shrunk)
- Click Here to view the design.

Why you should buy it:

- You'll look pretty in pink.
- It reminds any jerks that you come across that your face is up there.
(the arrow on the shirt both indicates and reinforces that)


Apparel - Girls - Babydolls

"FACE" Babydoll - BLUE

Price: $13.00

Size
 

FTP "FACE" Babydoll - BLUE

Details:

- Color: Pink (technically, it's "baby blue")
- Brand: American Apparel (100% Cotton - Pre-Shrunk)
- Click Here to view the design.

Why you should buy it:

- It's cooler than cool. It's ice cold.
- It reminds any jerks that you come across that your face is up there.
(the arrow on the shirt both indicates and reinforces that)


Apparel - Girls - Thongs

"Face Time" Thong

Price: $8.00

 

FTP "Face Time" Thong

Details:

- Color: Black
- Brand: American Apparel
- Click Here to view the design.

Why you should buy it:

- It's cute/funny/naughty/nice and DAMN SEXY.
(wow wocka wow wocka wow wocka wow wow)


Posters

"Deviation" Poster

Price: $3.00

 

FTP "Deviation" Poster

Details:

- Size: 11" x 17"
- Full-Color, High-Quality w/Glossy Coating
- Click Here to view the artwork.

Why you should buy it:

- It'll look awesome on your bedroom wall.
- The artwork expresses a statement of duality, dichotomy, definition, and deviation.


Posters

Dragonfly Poster

Price: $3.00

 

FTP Dragonfly Poster

Details:

- Size: 11" x 17"
- Full-Color, High-Quality w/Glossy Coating
- Click Here to view the artwork.

Why you should buy it:

- It's artsy and symbolic.
(AND it'll look awesome on your bedroom wall)
- The artwork, depicting a flightless dragonfly on the concrete floor, signifies the beauty in this world that remains suppressed.


Stickers

Starface Stickers

Price: 2 for $1.00

 

FTP Starface Stickers

Details:

- Size: 3" x 3"
- Shape: Circle
- Stock: White Vinyl, Laminated
- Click Here to view the design.

- This sticker was featured on MTV U's "The Freshmen" and became part of one of the roadcases on the set. Click Here to see the footage:

Why you should buy it:

- It's tough and long-lasting.
- It helps get our face out there. Get it?
- Our starface design isn't just a logo. It's a SYMBOL.
It stands for art, individuality, definition, deviation.


Pins

Starface Pins

Price: 2 for $1.00

 

FTP Starface Pins

Details:

- Size: 1" x 1"
- Full Color
- Stock: White Vinyl, Laminated
- Click Here to view the design.

Why you should buy it:

- You need more flair. woooooooo!
- You want, no, NEED it for your backpack or anything else you can stick a pin through.
- Our starface design isn't just a logo. It's a SYMBOL.
It stands for art, individuality, definition, deviation.


Pins

"Crime Scene" Pins

Price: 2 for $1.00

 

FTP "Crime Scene" Pins

Details:

- Size: 1" x 1"
- Full Color
- Stock: White Vinyl, Laminated
- Click Here to view the design.

Why you should buy it:

- You need even more flair. woooooooo!
- You want, no, NEED it for your backpack or anything else you can stick a pin through.
- The design expresses a statement of taking an analytical approach to art with as much precision as a Crime Scene Investigator.


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